Let's play a fun game called "I bet your kids never..."
Let me go first:
I bet your kids never: run naked through the house. Or, for that matter, through your front yard.
I bet your kids never: poke a fork at your lovingly prepared dinner and dubiously say "Have we ever had this before?"
I bet your kids never: come up to you at 9:00 p.m. on Thursday night and say "Oh, my teacher said we need to bring five of {insert any random object} to school on Friday."
I bet your kids never: put a finger on your lips and say "Don't sing" when you feel moved to join in on your favorite song on the radio.
I bet your kids never: play ninja sword with the toy train tracks. Or random sticks. Or socks.
I bet your kids never: walk across entire rooms without putting a single foot on the floor (ok, I admit it, I did this when I was a kid, too)
I bet your kids never: brake windows by throwing a measuring tape at one, all because they are trying to get their younger brother out of the window well on the other side of the glass (Oh, that might just be my kid. It'a a long story).
And I bet your kids never, ever: go through a whole box of Raisin Bran and eat all the raisins, leaving behind all the bran.
'Cause my kids never do any of these things. Yeah.
Now that I've had my sarcasm fix, I can move on.
And by the way, I love these kids even with their hair-raising or sometimes just eyebrow-raising antics.
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