Everything I need to know I learned at Girl's Camp
--Scaring girls who were chasing deer is fun, but catching it on video is priceless -- Chasing deer is fun, but tellicommunicating with them isn't really believable. Sorry, Pocahontas -- Being a Responsible Leader does not include building a mattress ramp down the stairs and then sliding down it on sleeping bags. (Ahem)Moving on. -- While mice can in fact open starburst wrappers, bats are not scared of the said starbursts. Or of shoes. Or of toilet paper rolls. (Does anyone know what bats are scared of? That might come in handy for next year) -- Portable confessionals are the wave of the future -- Your cabin isn't pretty enough? Try glitter! All over the deck--Phase Ten really isn't very fun. It REALLY isn't (sorry, bitter here) -- Beehives get blamed for everything, but only do about half of it. The YCL's do the rest (hee-hee) -- The leaders aren't a bunch of old ladies. And Brandee will prove it -- Snipes really aren't attracted to toothpaste (and don't get it in your eyes) -- Back to the starburts, they are super good roasted. If you need help with the wrapper...well, don't tell Tami what you did -- Camping is so much better with a cook. Named Kathy. And her paparazzi errr Bishop Husband. And lots of camping gizmos. Can we all say Sunday Dinner? --
But seriously:
There is nothing like a mountain for showing you God's handiwork -- We can all do it, because He will help us all -- Tearing someone else down only hurts you, but how wonderful it is to build them up! -- Every girl is your sister, treat them like one (i.e. Love Them!) -- Life is hard, but it helps to share and cry with each other -- "For I the LORD thy God will hold thy right hand, saying unto thee, Fear not; I will help thee" (and, yeah, that's Isaiah 41:13) -- The youth today are amazing -- Live like you believe!
And finally:
Peanut Butter and Jelly is great for your skin. Oh wait, this isn't Girl's Camp, I better go catch a kid...
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That was an amazing recap of girls camp. =0)
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